Box Office
The Expendables: What happens when a man in his Mid 60's gets a bunch of old action heroes in a movie pumped with HGH? You get this movie. I don't even know what it's about. But I bet someone will be saying various quips about how they're "too old for
this shit."
Eat Pray Love: Julie Roberts goes on vacation for a year. Must be nice. I can't even find a suitable tropical wallpaper for my laptop, and this huge mouthed freak gets to run around the world scaring poor people.
The Other Guys: I liked this movie, but I just can't get over Marky Mark. When ever he talks I just think of his having a conversation with a plastic plant in 'The Happening.' I was even going to photoshop a picture of Marky Mark from Calvin Klein ad and a ripped dog too, but after seeing all the pictures I started questioning my sexuality and hit the big X on the browser and started watching porn with a purpose.
Inception: What else can you say about this movie. It's Inception. Though one of my favorite moments of the movie actually happened before it. A trailer was shown of this movie called 'Devil.' Everyone seemed interested until "From the Mind of M. Night Shymalan" showed up. The crowd just started to laugh and boo. Did I spell his name right? Oh wait who cares. The next red carpet event for his movie will be at a Blockbuster.
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: I read the comic. I'll see the movie eventually. I don't really want to watch Michael Cera and his one note facial expressions on the big screen for 2 hours. We get it, you're awkward, move on, we're done here.
Box Office Estimates:
1. The Expendables $35M
2. Eat Pray Love $23.7M
3. The Other Guys $18M
4. Inception $11.5M
5. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World $10.5M
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